If I was an evil villain...
David Cameron mixed with Mumm-Ra from thunder cats.
Looking directly into his eyes could make you fall for his spell of believing what he says... currently it has a moderate success ratio.

His name (you choose)
Cam Raaaa,
Cam Blah,
Cam Ya
This is David Cameron with a web cam on his head. This is no ordinary web cam, it can manipulate your thoughts.
Cameron is also a robot remotely controlled by Margret Thatcher... his name

Cam Boy

David Cameron
Cameron: Click on the drawings! Click on the drawings! Click on the draaawinggggs!!!